Have you seen the new spate of AIDS advertisements on TV which preaches sexual abstinence, hopefully with a hope of reducing transmission of AIDS?

I mean DUH? Unless you are a maharishi hiding your dong somewhere on the bleak Himalayas, where even an opportunity of bestiality does not arise, which man (or going by that reasoning, which woman) would ABSTAIN from sex, just because a TV advertisement says so?

pffffffft...

and i need my sex... whether the old fart Murli Manohar Joshi likes it or not... (Come to think of it, his name has Murli, which is also the name for Krishna, quite a philanderer and bed-hopping character he was huh?)

so there!