Wednesday, September 17, 2008

You will screw up your eyes against the oncoming wind.

You will risk that one thing that is indispensable to your existence.

You will inhale the smoke, carbon, dust and what nots.

You will take a risk of crashing into something because your eyes were screwed shut from the oncoming wind and dust.

You will risk putting other commuters at risk because you were coughing from the smoke which billowed into your face.

HOWEVER,

YOU WILL NOT WEAR A DAMN HELMET.



You are the breathing, kicking (albeit in your deathbed) representation of a species of bird which has long gone out of existence.

You are a Dodo.




Love,

S

PS: The pictures are courtesy of this and this site.

UPDATE TO THE ABOVE POST: I HAVE NO (ALSO READ ZILCH, NADA, ZERO) SYMPATHY FOR HELMETLESS BIKERS. NOT ONLY DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY REGARD FOR THEIR OWN LIFE, THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY REGARD FOR OTHER'S LIVES AS WELL. AND FOR THAT REASON ALONE, THEY SHOULD BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED.

MIGHT I ADD, HUMILIATED BY THE PEOPLE.

2 comments:

Max said...

Humiliated? Er.. I prefer MUTILATED.... and believe me, we'd be doing them a favor (better sooner and from us than getting mutilated off the road!)

Cheers,

Max

EvolutioN said...

@Max,

By humiliated, i meant, stopping them in the middle of the road, and give a couple of resounding slaps across the face.

Yes, at random.

Would not that be fun? :D

Love,

S

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