Ayan Ray is a fallacy. He is what one calls the result of a syntax error, as MCA Debalina Das shall confirm. One reluctantly comes to the conclusion that the chappie above keyed in the wrong program lines/algorithm when deciding to shove Ayan Ray onto his unsuspecting parents. I know, he says. What does he know? That PG is god? That he is a cantankerous buffoon? That it is a good recreational exercise? All of the above? None of the above? One tries in vain to observe any further words in that last email of his which might elucidate the parameters of his understanding above and beyond the fact that he knows.
Read receipts. Ha ha. Good one. Incidentally another instance of Ray's moronic behaviour.

Brilliance is made of this. Arin, Ayan, Ankita and Riya, for all the times you have provided the abundance of laughter in the otherwise dreary existence of mine.

Thank you!

Love,

S