Saturday, February 11, 2006

Wise words of advice

Courtesy one of Ria's Forwards...

  • Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
  • Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
  • The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
  • I never turn my back on my friends, I don't trust them that much.
  • On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal...
  • It is a medically proven fact that people with the most birthdays live the longest!
  • I'm so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
  • Marriage is a combination of sense and sex. Like the share market sensex it has ups and downs.
  • I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV, but it's still as stupid as ever.
  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
  • I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
  • A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
  • Love is giving him the ability to break your heart but trusting him enough to know that he won't.
  • No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.
  • A speech is like a bicycle wheel -- the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
  • Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's totally free for the weekend.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me.
  • The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
  • There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.



Love, laughter n keep the Faith

S

4 comments:

Debalina said...

PLZ explain the reasons for emphazising :

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's totally free for the weekend.

EvolutioN said...

@Debalina

that, my sweetheart is the one line which almost got me into trouble today because it made me laugh the loudest inside the frigging library!!!

he he

Love, laughter n keep the Faith

S

Nahuatl said...

"""Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."""
Dang! hehehehehee...

Got ur girl free for weekend? Poor u..... :PPP

EvolutioN said...

@Nayan

Laughter never did anyone any harm, except when it is in the middle of a library...

And as for having my girl free for the weekend, my girl stays in a different city!!! ha!!! take that...


he he


Love, laughter n keep the Faith

S

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