Wise words of advice

Courtesy one of Ria's Forwards...

• Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
• Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
• The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
• I never turn my back on my friends, I don't trust them that much.
• On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal...
• It is a medically proven fact that people with the most birthdays live the longest!
• I'm so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
• Marriage is a combination of sense and sex. Like the share market sensex it has ups and downs.
• I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV, but it's still as stupid as ever.
• Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
• I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
• A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
• Love is giving him the ability to break your heart but trusting him enough to know that he won't.
• No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.
• A speech is like a bicycle wheel -- the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
• Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's totally free for the weekend.
• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me.
• The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
• There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.

Love, laughter n keep the Faith

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